13 April 2008

ah beng in school

Oleh daniel, 20/01/07 dalam kategori In English / Bahasa Inggris

One day in a language school in Australia.

Teacher: “All right, now I’d like you to make a sentence using the words GREEN, PINK and YELLOW. Who’d like to try?”

A student raised his hand. It was Kukoya from Japan.

Kukoya: “Early this morning, I looked out the window, I saw the GREEN grass and PINK roses in the garden. I went outside and I feel the warm YELLOW sunlight around me.”

Who is Cleverer? Teacher or Student?

Oleh daniel, 28/09/07 dalam kategori In English / Bahasa Inggris

One night 4 college students were playing til’ late night and didn’t study for the test which was scheduled for the next day.

In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.

Namanya juga Usaha

5/12/07 dalam kategori Humor & Cerita Lucu, In English / Bahasa Inggris

Wakidjan begitu terpesonanya dengan permainan piano Nadine.
Sambil bertepuk tangan, ia berteriak, “Not a play! Not a play!”
Nadine bengong. “Not a play?”
“Yes… Not a play… Bukan main."
Tukidjo yang menemani Wakidjan terperangah.

08 April 2008

Green, Pink and Yellow

Green, Pink and Yellow
Oleh daniel, 24/03/08 dalam kategori Humor & Cerita Lucu, In English / Bahasa Inggris

Seorang cowok bule sedang menanyakan sesuatu pada murid-murid privatnya, orang Jepang dan Orang Hongkong.

“Ayo siapa yang bisa membuat satu paragraf dengan kata pink, yellow dan green”.

Si orang Jepang mengangkat tangannya

05 April 2008

Perusahaan Inggris Kembangkan Kamera

Senin, 10 Maret 2008 | 11:36 WIB

LONDON, MINGGU - Satu perusahaan di Inggris telah mengembangkan kamera yang bisa tembus baju. Dengan kamera tersebut, kamera dapat dimanfaatkan untuk mendeteksi senjata, narkoba, obat-obatan, atau bahan peledak yang disembunyikan di balik pakaian dari jarak hingga 25 meter.